what will you say when someone gives you...
a dirty sock?
; 'wow. what a nice gift i have from you.'
a rose?
; '[if i like it]thanks.i like it alot' hugs-
; '[if i dont like it]anyway what am i suppose to do with it?'
a piece of shit?
; 'you are brave to hold and give me that.'
a stack of exam papers?
; 'im sure i will thank you for these'
a strand of hair?
; 'i love it. im sure i will frame it up and admire it every night!'
a hand shake?
; shakehandback-
a kick?
; errrr kickback-
a kiss?
; depends on the person.
a crumpler bag?
; beexcited- and say fakely 'i cant accept it!'
a Bible?
; 'but i am not a christian:/'
a plaster?
; depends on the pattern on it(: if i like it i will demand for a packet of it. evillaughs-
a knife?
; 'eh i dont owe you money no need to bring your kniffe along when you meet me right!'
an empty envelope?
; 'sorry but i dont send letter often'
new handphone?
; if its nice i will thank that person whenever i see him/her
leftover food?
; 'is this meant for me?' frowns-
a laptop?
; 'you are flithy rich and i like that!'
a treat?
; 'thank you very much'
a cane?
; 'i will like it if you let me hit you with that!'
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